Lost in Translation

I'm working from home today because I need to concentrate on preparing a sermon for a church speaking engagement next Sunday. We are presenting to a Tamil and Kannada speaking congregation, so preparing a relevant message for this audience is probably my most difficult responsibility to date. Please pray that I'm supernaturally equipped to undertake this task, and that the Holy Spirit will act on my words so nothing gets lost in translation...unlike the signage below. 

That's a Lettuce, Gouda, Basil and Tomato sandwich. What were you thinking? 

*Seen at The Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf on Linking Road in Bandra, Bombay